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Bill Maher Quotes

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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people  (Bill Maher Quotes) As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it  (Bill Maher Quotes) At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution  (Bill Maher Quotes) All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it’s the same sex  (Bill Maher Quotes) If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve their own interests. If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them  (Bill Maher Quotes) To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can’t be destroyed, then implant one in your uterus and bring it to term. That’s right, put your cervix where your mouth is  (Bill Maher Quotes) I think we need to change that old saying, I don’t need a building to fall on me. Because two did and we still don’t get it. I think we all stick our head in the sand as a deep human impulse  (Bill Maher Quotes) The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?  (Bill Maher Quotes) If you, the citizen, deliberately vote for someone who won’t give you healthcare over someone who will, you need to have your head examined. Except you can’t afford to have your head examined  (Bill Maher Quotes) I would be terrified if Bill Maher was like, ‘Hey, do you want to come on the show?’ I would be like, ‘Oh, God.’ It would completely terrify me, even though I’m such a junkie for the show  (Bill Maher Quotes) I’m kind of a ‘Daily Show,’ Bill Maher junkie. I listen to NPR and I still get the ‘New York Times’ paper delivered to my door, even though I live in L.A  (Bill Maher Quotes) I’d like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best gam  (Bill Maher Quotes)
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